Wednesday, October 3, 2012

31 Days Of Horror: Videodrome


We have our first Son Of Danse Macabre purchaser's essay up today. With a look at Videodrome,  In the meantime remember that any reader can request their own review by sending me a picture of Son Of Danse Macabre on their Kindle or Nook




“There’s A Specter Haunting The World!”

-Cosmopolis-

“What Does The Disease Want?”

-The Fly-

“It has something you don’t Max.”

“Oh and what’s that?”

“It has a philosophy.”

-Videodrome-

There is always something haunting the world in David Cronenberg films. Odd for a man who is a staunch materialist, to have so much of the focus of his work focus on the effect of ineffable bodyless presences. Whether they be the poisonous emotional vapor in The Brood, the inescapable weight of the past in A Dangerous Method, Eastern Promises, and A History Of Violence, the evolution with malignant intelligence (philosophy?) in The Fly and Scanners, the mysteries of sex in They Came From Within and Crash. Even the creative impulse itself is suspect as the haunted Burroughes compelled, bullied and commanded by his hideous typewriter to write in The Naked Lunch shows. 

In Videodrome of course you have the airwaves themselves, humming unseen torrents of information around our head. Most of it fairly innocuous, or so we think but when the mask is peeled back.

Videodrome focuses on Max Wren, who let us not beat around the bush, is a pretty poor excuse for a human being. Making his living selling “Softcore sex and hardcore violence.” He’s always on the lookout for the next sensation. As Wren James Woods is fantastic, arguably his best performance, a figure of nearly gleeful amorality and an oily malignant charm. He's matched by Debbie Harry in one of her best performances, as a figure who originally is set up as a foil for Wren, but ultimately has more goblins in her headspace than even he can deal with. 

Wren gets more than he bargains for when he winds up stumbling upon Videodrome, a pirate signal that displays nothing but a single static shot of naked people being tortured by others in blue bodysuits, all done within a large clay room (and just how odd and alien does that set look?) “When do they leave the room?” he asks, they don’t, they never do. There’s no story, no context, just the repetition of sadistic imagery.

Of course Videodrome itself became famous for showing some pretty twisted imagery. It arguably contains the most aggressive assaultive imagery in Cronenberg’s career which is, you know saying something. But for all the TV’s exploding into intestines, handguns and chest vagina, is really a blind, like Videodrome itself Croneberg’s film contains within it its own malignant signal. A much less tangible and more sinister threat.

Because lets face it, nowadays anyone can access footage that would make what’s broadcast on Videodrome look PG with a simple Google search. The ease of access, quantity and sheer variety of sick shit that anyone literally anyone can get their hands on if they so choose would blow poor old Max Wren’s mind (well more than it already ends up blown anyway). Videodrome is one of those rare movies that time has caught up to without dating a whit. All one has to do to see that is compare it to Existenz, which though made much later than Videodrome looks far less prescient, and would seem to have little to nothing to do with our current mediascape. If as Videodrome suggests that the media, not the medium, is the message, then the message that our present sends us is that the average person has an appetite for some pretty twisted shit.

Seen that way Videodrome (and by exstension our own media) becomes the giant implacable id for the entire country, an invisible presence behind the background. Never articulated but always there. A specter haunting the world indeed.

Of course this being Cronenberg, nothing is clear cut.

(Spoilers of a particularly spoilery nature)

After the nearly assaultively abstract first half the events of Videodrome are revealed to have a lucid (well lucidish) explanation.  Videodrome itself is nothing but one big honey trap, a giant lure designed by the CIA to attract as many deviants as it can and give them the particularly nasty form of cancer (or new flesh) that Videodrome delivers. If this explanation seems disappointingly pat coming from Cronenberg, and when compared to the first half of the film the way it is delivered is anything but. Wood's hallucinations grow evermore violent and abstract, helped not at all by the various programmings and deprogrammings he goes through, vacillated by the giant vagina that may or may not have grown on his chest.

And here's where things get tricky, though Cronenberg's view on Max Wren and the broadcasts of Videodrome itself may be unsettlingly detached, he clearly has nothing but contempt for the moral majority types who are attempting to engineer what amounts to a genocide. A type of social engineering based eugenics.

Obviously this is something that Cronenberg abhors, but perhaps not for the reasons one would assume. After all the impulse behind it, and the ascension to the New Flesh that Cronenberg has made the subject of his career is very similar. An attempt to transcend a certain sort of human fallibility. Arguably that's precisely what Wren does here (though at the very least it would be almost impossible to say he does it on his own terms), though like Seth Brundle and Johnny Smith before him, he self immolates in the process. The line between self destruction and enlightenment is exceedingly thin in Cronenberg's cinematic landscape.

As I said before in a lot of ways it's Max Wren's world and we're just living in it. Cronenberg has in his own strange way become one of the most prescient filmmakers of his generation. And that my friends, is fucking scary. 

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

31 Days Of Horror: Day 2: I Want To Play A Game

OK fellas here's how it's going to go...


Son Of Danse Macabre just went live on the Kindle today. It only costs 2.99, if you buy it, I have it on good authority that a man in Texas will do the snoopy dance. (The nook version will be coming shortly)

I am very aware that many of you wonderful folk have read Son Of Danse Macabre in it's original incarnation, and I don't want you thinking I forgot you. Not only has the book been revised and expanded throughout, but I have also included three Appendixes which have about 15,000 extra words of content, about nine essays in all there for the taking.

Still not enough? OK here's a little something to sweeten the pot, if you buy the book, and send a picture of it on your reading device to me at bryced021(at)hotmail.com I will review any horror movie you care to have me do.

Any.

Yes Any.

Always wanted to know what I thought of Ginger Snaps? Buy the book and find out. Did I wrong you in a past life and now you want to force me to watch The Exorcist 2? Consider it done. Want me to review your short, send me a picture of the purchased book and I will.

The review will be in depth and aspire to the standard set by Son Of Danse Macabre.  They will run no less than 1,000 words (within reason, you send me a one minute looping reel of someone having an axe slammed into their forehead and there will only be so much I can do with it). And as of right now I'm putting no limit on them, if I have to write 3,100 Days Of Horror to make my commitment work then I will.

And if you do find it in your heart to purchase, then you have my eternal gratitude, sincerely. Thank You. If you're a fellow blogger and want a copy for review let me know.

Monday, October 1, 2012

31 Days Of Horror: And Now For Something Completely Different: Day 1: Something Completely The Same

(Hey guys, I know it's been quiet but you didn't think I was skipping this did you? I've actually got big plans for this years 31(?) Days Of Horror, I'll be shaking up the formula quite a bit. Unfortunately, certain slow moving wheels means I have to postpone the fun for a day or two. So until then I'll be using the regular format. Just sit tight and know that something is on the way. A good time will be had by all.)




The Loved Ones is a modest, simple and somewhat flawed film, the type easily bruised by hype, so in discussing it I do my best to avoid hyperbole. But it’s tough not to get a little excited when talking about The Loved Ones.  This is a nasty little straight up horror film that has its teeth out. After all this scrappy little genre film is more or less exactly what I have been asking for; blissfully un-self referential and deeply unimpressed by its status as a horror film. The Loved Ones is the type of film where one sits up shocked twenty minutes in and goes, “Holy shit, they actually mean this.”

The film centers around Brent, a young Australian teen still reeling from the death of his Father; who died a the previous year in a car accident that happened with Brent behind the wheel.  It’s the end of the school year and Brent is getting ready to go to Prom with his long time girlfriend, when he’s kidnapped by the school’s psychotic wallflower and her equally bent Father. Both of whom are dedicated to making sure that Brent suffers the worse prom night since the kids in Carrie.

What proceeds is basically the dinner scene in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre stretched to feature length. Brent wakes up tied to a chair surrounded by Lola, Daddy and a near catatonic women with a hole in her head, a good omen this is not. And just as your settling in for something self aware and jokey, holy shit the film abruptly gets nasty. The Loved Ones takes on the leering intensity of its psychopathic MCs and becomes a grotesque grueling endurance test that ended up going much further than I expected it to go and had the courage to carry through on it’s implications. The situation might not be anything new, indeed it is pointedly old school, but so is its approach. At no point in time does Brent pause in his torturous struggle for survival to remark that when you think about it, this situation is a lot like one of those horror movies that you always see. Lola does not pause in the thralls of her sadistic sickness to remark which film she is emulating. There are no cute easter eggs, no cameos from aging horror stars taking a break from the convention circuit, to deliver a wink and a nudge as things get started. The film even does you the courtesy of assuming that you are watching in order to see Brent survive rather than to see Lola and her Father kill a bunch of folks. In short it plays things on the level and is of course all the more rewarding for it.

The film does have it’s own set of problems, for one at a pretty svelte 82 minutes it contains one of the most egregiously filler subplots I have ever seen in a film in which Brent’s schlubby friend (with whom he shares a grand total of one scene) romances an improbably hot goth girl. Though the subplot actually ends up providing some surprising shading to the film, acknowledging the massive collateral damage that any sort of killing can have, that doesn’t change the fact that for roughly twenty minutes of its runtime it feels as if Byrne is abruptly cutting to a different film. There are also a few moments of sub Rob Zombie cartoonishness that break the mood. It also must be said that the film perhaps goes a bridge too far in its pursuit of topping itself. Though the big final revelation does provide a hell of a kick in the moment, and sets up an absolutely excruciating scene involving a homemade lobotomy performed with a drill bit and a carafe of boiling water, it also pushes the film into the realm of gothic horror, and gives the suspension of disbelief of good healthy whack on its way out the door. As said it provides a hell of a kick in the moment, but I can’t help but think that it will hurt the film in repeat viewings, becoming a little harder to swallow each time. Then again this complaint is probably superceded by the fact that the film warrants repeat viewings.

After all its tough to hold such missteps against a film that does so much right, Byrne is a clever plotter, that he creates not just one, but multiple “This can’t get any worse- dear God it just got worse” moments. And while he does engage in a bit of teenage histrionics from time to time, he plays both Lola and her father disarmingly straight. Deeply twisted but still recognizably human psychopaths, as frustrated by the day to day concerns of the world (in one of the best moments Daddy pauses in thwarting an aborted escape attempt to check the damage on his car) as they are by who is trying to escape their torture dungeon this week.

Some have accused the film of being torture porn, and while I can see where such accusations are coming from, most of the films runtime is devoted to a helpless victim at the mercy of two psychopaths who inflict bodily harm on him after all, I think it’s safe to say that the film stays sharply on the right side of The Jack Ketchum line of demarcation. For one thing the film is unmistakably from Brent’s perspective and though he certainly goes through a hell of a lot (and has a hoarse enough cry of pain to maybe qualify as the first true “Scream King”) the film is very careful about what it shows versus what it suggests, for every big gore moment that the film shows, as the wince inducing scene where Brent has his feet nailed to the floor, there is another that it implies or cuts away from (thus necessitating the schlubby best friend’s John Hughes antics). Also given as mentioned that the film spends such a large section of its runtime exploring the damage done by its characters actions, both immediate (Brent takes a lot more damage than you might think, at the end of the film I couldn’t help but wish that they had skipped the heartwarming hug with his mother and rushed him to the bloody hospital) and long reaching. The film is in a large sense all about what losing someone does to a person, whether in a split second accident, or in a drawn awful way.

So what we have here is a horror film with a wicked sense of plotting, a real nasty instict for a gut punch of a moment, a sharp eye for staging said same and an ultimate sense of consequence that both demands your investment in its characters but achieves it? Is it any wonder that warts and all it makes the parade of tired found footage movies, anemic PG-13 horror films, in joke based pastiches and remakes that we’ve been treated to over this past year look more than a little anemic? 

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Browns Fan Circa 2012

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Lawless




John Hillcoat’s previous two films both reached for quasi mystical dimension. So it comes as a bit of a surprise that Lawless is an almost determinedly surface film. Aside from a few moments of eccentricity provided by Nick Cave’s script (a brief interlude at a Mennonite prayer meeting composed entirely in chant, lines like, “You have no more idea what is going on in the earth than the birds in the sky,”) Lawless is a movie that is entirely about attractive people doing tough things and looking cool with guns. It is one of the most unabashedly romanticized gangster films I’ve ever seen, making The Town look like Animal Kingdom.

How much fun you have with the movie depends entirely on how well you can accept that, and how well you can shelve your expectations for the film that Lawless could have been. Because as it is Lawless is nothing more than Peckinpah lite, with the finest Shia La Beouf beating this side of Constantine.

Continuing this summer’s tradition of crime film’s featuring vapid actors giving horrible voiceovers, LaBeouf himself tells the story of The Bonderaunt brothers, the roughest toughest group of moonshiners in Franklin County Virginia. All is well in Franklin county until they are set upon by a corrupt government agent played by Guy Pierce. Pierce having just won the interagency Klaus Nomi look alike contest, has been driven mad with power and seeks to put all the moonshining in Franklin county under his control, The Bonderaunt’s disagree. Hot tar, castration, throat cutting, and other acts of violent dismemberment ensue.

The brothers are led by Tom Hardy (and the film would probably have been a sight better if it had used him as the point of view character rather than LaBeouf, make no mistake no matter what the advertising tells you Hardy is firmly in the passenger seat) still carrying his Bane muscle, most of his dialogue monosyllabic. He’s in a hell of a cast, including Pierce, Jessica Chastain, Mia Wasikowska, and Gary Oldman. Unfortunately like the film, the cast has more in potential than realization. Oldman’s roll amounts to barely more than a cameo and he’s not the only one who all told just doesn’t have that much to do.

The film is surprisingly low stakes as a whole. After all the chaos and atrocity that ends up committed on screen, the event that ends up being the last straw is almost absurdly anti climatic (as the film rounds its final bend it grabs clichés with both hands), and the final apocalyptic shootout it inspires so low key that you can’t help but wonder why it didn’t happen a whole lot early. Like most of Lawless it’s just kind of there. All and all it’s tough to want to beat up on Lawless too much. It’s not a bad film by any means. Hillcoat gives the film a distinct and beautiful natural light look. There are tense sequences, memorable images, good lines and hard hitting moments. What it lacks is just about anything or anyone to get remotely invested in. With all the gear up to it’s release and drama and passion behind it’s making, the last thing I expected from Lawless was something significantly less compelling and complex than any given episode of Boardwalk Empire.      

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Paranorman




I had expected something much more modest from Paranorman. The trailers promised a pat if surprisingly horror literate kids film good for a few chuckles. The friends who had seen it told me to expect a well animated, if a touch on the nose children’s fable. A true horror epic that goes to some genuinely dark places with a visual palate equal parts Tim Burton, Mario Bava and Michael Dougherty, brought to life with painstakingly beautiful animation, a score that pays tribute to John Carpenter, and an ending so visually ambitious that it draws from The Fountain of all things was decidedly not what I had expected.

Paranorman has the small town, preadolescent specificity, fast pace, and just short of crude humor that marked the best of the 80’s Amblin films. Although a few moments of potty humor aside (excepting one truly inspired gag involving a dead man’s tongue) it feels much closer to a genuine all ages film than most of the non Joe Danted Amblin films ever did and needless to say much moreso than the grand majority of what American Animation offers. Like last years Rango (though in a slightly less aggressive way) Paranorman genuinely feels like if the target audience for it happens to be kids that is incidental. The story goes to some dark places, the imagery isn’t watered down and for all the jokes, gags and requisite family friendly message, there’s a real intensity to the film. Frankly I’m genuinely surprised that the movie managed to get a PG.  

Like Rango, the animation and chacter design is much more aggressive and strange than the gentle rounded figures that American audiences are used to. The characters with their distended stomachs, rolls of flesh and mottled faces are pushed past the point of caricature and into the realm of grotesquery. The dead scarcely moreso than the living. (Though the animators have cooked up a fairly wide array of things to do with characters whose body parts and faces are not strictly speaking attached to them in any meaningful way.) 

The animation itself is simply gorgeous though. I have a soft spot for Stop Motion only partly because it gives the obsessive compulsive in me the screaming mee-mees, but the expressiveness and smoothness (not to mention the creativity) of the animation in Paranorman is like nothing I’ve ever seen before. By the time it reaches its jaw droppingly ambitious abstract and beautiful finale I would argue that the film has surpassed even the master Harry Selick’s Coraline. Simply put this is the gold standard.

The film is as much a pleasure for the dedicated horror fan as the animation fan, whether it’s a surprisingly exact recreation of a shot in Halloween or Black Sunday or simply the beautiful autumn palate that the film has. In the careful clever use of its iconography and tone, Paranorman is simply the biggest hit to the sweet spot for horror fans since Trick 'R Treat.

I may see better movies this year, but I doubt I will see one that catches me so completely, blissfully off guard.  

Postscript: I cannot help but be tickled that Patton Oswalt’s dream of a truly idiotic Gay character has come true.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Killer Joe




Sometimes you had to just laugh.”

                                                Jim Thompson, Population 1280

They'll be there when we're gone/

Bright tumors, rooted in the dark/

Crowding the dirt. Nothing makes them
grow/
 But nothing kills them either

                                                James W. Hall, White Trash

Killer Joe is possibly the most misanthropic, ugly, downright vile film I have ever seen. And I am only fairly sure that I mean this as a compliment.

Of course this is hardly surprising, human ugliness has always been William Friedkin’s beat as it were. From the junkies on Popeye Doyle’s beat, to the underworld of Cruising to the slow motion meltdown of personality in Bug. Friedkin has always had an uncanny ability to showcase people at their worst.

But there is something about Killer Joe that goes over the line even for him. In its series of lovingly depicted grotesqueries, Friedkin goes well and truly beyond the pale. Imagine a version of The Killer Inside Me directed by John Waters and you’re nearly there. It’s a film that provoked in me continued gouts of horrified laughter, not so much because I found what was happening funny, but as a futile attempt to purge myself. Here for once is a film that earns every inch of it’s NC-17 rating, and if you don’t go into the film expecting an ugly, ugly wallow it will take your face clean off.

Killer Joe centers around a family of dumb hicks who scheme to kill off their mother in order to collect her life insurance. Though the hicks are venal, evil people they are also cowards so they decide to hire the job out to a contractor. Not having the money to pay for said services they decide to pimp out one of their members, a dreamy moonchild who tip toes right up to the line of batshit insane. Roger Ebert noted that these are the stupidest characters he has come across outside of a comedy, and I can find no way to improve upon the point. Their scheme is so rudimentary and dumb that I almost have trouble classifying Killer Joe as a crime film. It’s just a situation that they’re kind of stumbling into rather than some thought out plan.

As such Killer Joe is not so much a film about the mechanics of said crime as it is a detailed portrait of the sort of people who would try to pull it off. The roots of the film as a theater piece are clearly visible (Tracy Letts, has a fantastic knack for dialogue, one stretch in which Hirsch has a cordial but frank discussion with a drug dealer, made me laugh by the sheer Texasness of it). Though Friedkin is too skilled of a stylist for it not to feel cinematic, and certain images, the Kentucky Fried BJ, the final look on McCounghey’s face are as powerful and primal images as any in Friedkin’s career.

 The acting is superb, particularly Thomas Hayden Church as an affable hick who has allowed his “Go with the flow” nature to carry him all the way to the gates of hell, and Gina Gershwin as a half bright piece of trailer trash with the heart of a coyote. Even Emile Hirsch, an actor I have little use for, does a fantastic job as the venal, crass little man who puts the whole catastrophuck into motion.

But of course Matthew McConaughey towers above them all. I balked when I heard his performance compared to Robert Mitchum, a claim I don’t take lightly. But damnit if the boot doesn’t fit. In his lazy sexuality, hooded eyed masculinity and air of barely restrained violence, he earns the comparison. He cuts through the film with a sleepy voiced confidence, the mask on his psychosis only slipping once or twice. But when it does... Really who the fuck woke this guy up? I want to send flowers. If you had told me a year ago that two of my favorite performances of the year would belong to McConaughey I would have laughed in your face. Now I can’t help but look at the wasteland the last ten years of his career have been and feel genuine anger. 

Killer Joe opens with a shot of a filth covered pitbull outside in the rain. The Pitbull is barking at the lead character who keeps yelling at it “To shut the fuck up,” as though the dog understands English. The dog doesn’t care, it just keeps barking, straining at the leash, trying to get at the kid so he can maul him. Dumb aggression and mean self interest is all it knows, and no one gives enough of a shit about it to take it out in the rain, So it just stays tethered to its chain, tied to a shitty trailer, trying to maul everything that walks into its field of vision.