
The original District B13 was an amiable kung fu Escape From New York ripoff, with a unique Gaelic flavor and social commentary, intriguing hip hop style, built around dependable buddy movie dynamic, and the then novel use of Parkour.
The first movie wasn’t perfect. Among its greater flaws was using the years long (!) forced addiction, abuse and sex slavery suffered by protagonists sister, about flippantly as its possible to use such things (made all the more laughable by the full psychological/ addiction recovery she goes through in a matter of seconds in order to insure a happy ending). Still despite its oddities in tone, District B13 was a fresh entertaining film that, if not begged a sequel could certainly accommodate one.
The movie this time follows our heroes slum leader and free runner par excellance Leto, and one good cop™ Tomaso, as they try to unravel yet another conspiracy to blow up uber slum District B13. This time headed up by the nefarious “Harry Burton” Corporation (SATIRE!!!) Will our heroes be able to stop the evil plot in time with the help of their colorful ethnic sidekicks? In a word… Wee.
The problem with said sequel, is that it hamstrings itself. Jetttisoning most of the dynamics that made the first one work along with most of the charismatic supporting cast. Perversely showing no Parkour until fifty minutes in, and not getting its two leads together until nearly an hour into its 90 minute runtime. Thusly it awkwardly becomes a parkour movie without parkour, and a buddy movie without buddies. Trying to subsist instead on admittedly impressive tracking shots through the eye popping production designs of its photogenic slums and somewhat less impressive displays of Frenchman Kung Fu.
There is some still to recommend District B 13 Ultimatum. The leads are still charismatic, despite the fact that separated they don’t get much of a chance to give their chemistry a work out. As inferred the production design inside the walled suburb is beautiful. Fully bringing to life the massive, now multi ethnic slum as surely as Cuaron did in Children Of Men (Albietly about a thousand times more comic booky). Still the level of detail is astounding, and much of the film is just plain fun to look at. The camera’s smooth, predatory creeping shots drinking in as much detail as the frame can hold. Also disarmingly appealing, is the films cynical yet almost sweet critique of French society. Both a clear eyed look at the religious and racial differences so trying the country, yet optimistic in the hope that liberty, fraternity and equality will ultimately trump the deep divisions.
While there’s no denying that I had a lot of fun with District B13: Ultimatum, mostly due to the films one (1) Free Running sequence, and the wholly unexpected if satisfying ending which at the very least seems to preclude the possibility of a District B13 3, there remains a feeling of simply being unsatisfied that is impossible to shake. For something that made its name by being so fresh, District B 13 Ultimatum feels depressingly like everything else.