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Sunday, October 24, 2010

31 Days Of Horror Day 24: The Unseen #44: The Hitcher



Why’d I Buy It: Picked it up dirt cheap at one of those post Halloween Rite Aid sales.

Why Haven’t I Watched It?: Fuck... I know… I KNOOOOOWWWW….

How Was It?: Damn good. But you already knew that because you watched the movie a long ass time ago. Good for you.

The American Southwest is a deeply creepy place. Sure the Pacific Northwest may be the serial killer capital of the world, and the South is the cinematic capital of vicious cannibalistic hillbillies. But I’d rather spend time in either of those places, then alone in the Southwest. It’s all open, the light and space gets to your head. There’s an isolation there unlike any I’ve ever experienced. You drive for miles and miles without seeing anyone. Until some cranked out trucker nearly runs you off the road as he does a hundred in his semi on three minutes of sleep trying to make Deluth before nightfall. You make it to a town and find a convenience store, a church, a motel, and one construction site taped off flags flapping in the wind, obviously untouched for years. A strong wind would seem to be able to blow away nearly any town on the map.

Even the tourist spots are creepy. The cliff cities, carved in solid rock their inhabitants long gone. Making you aware of the generations and generations of those who came before you. If any place in America can be said to be truly haunted, it’s the American Southwest.

Which is why it’s always surprised me that so damn few horror films have been set there (Discounting Texas which I for one always consider as part of The South). There’s The Hill’s Have Eyes, Near Dark (oh hey Eric Red) and well that’s about it…

The Hitcher follows C. Thomas “Ponyboy” Howell whose transporting a car to California, when he picks up Rutger Hauer, always a bad idea. Hauer soon informs Howell that the last person who picked him up couldn’t have gotten far as Hauer took the trouble to cut off his legs. And arms. And head.

Things move about as you would expect from there. With Hauer cutting a swatch of carnage across the southwest with no greater scheme then driving Howell to the brink of madness and/or generally fucking up his day.

The key to the whole thing is Rutger Hauer. Who plays the role of the killer as nonchalant to the point of disinterested. When he’s ramming Howell off the road or murdering people he doesn’t do it with the cackling maniacal glee of the normal movie killer, but with the dedicated thoroughness of a committed hobbyist. Even at his most desperate his emotional register never rises above “Slightly peeved” (Not to mention he makes a black duster look goooood. Reason 127 I’m really excited about him in Hobo With A Shotgun.





Murder and Mayhem isn’t something to get excited about, just what he does to unwind. Some people trim their lawn, Ryder leaves fingers in plates of French fries.

The movie does have its problems, while Howell is fine as a scared kid over his head, he’s less convincing as a hardened badass. And though the film is famous for being one of Jennifer Jason Leigh’s first, I found her way over the top, and saddled with a bizarre regionless accent. More problematic is the way the film shifts into an action film in it’s last half. It’s all well done, but after such an intense first half it’s tough to see the movie dissapate it’s tension with helicopter’s blowing up and shotgun battles.

Still over all The Hitcher deserves its status as a minor genre classic.

Now say it with me. I want to die.

Monday, October 11, 2010

31 Days Of Horror: Day 11: Pet Semetary

(This Fanmade poster contains more wit, creativity and craft then the movie in its entirety)

Pet Sematary is a wretched wrong headed film. The kind of film that makes you wonder if those making it were crazy, incompetent, or just high.

It takes one of King’s most emotionally devastating, horrific and bitter novels and grinds it down into bland thin gruel. Some may accuse me of not being able to let the book go. But I do recognize that a film must stand on its own, that slavish fidelity to source material is no virtue. But if a film is to stand on its own it must have something to stand on. Pet Sematary has nothing to recommend it, independent of its source material, save the freaky makeup on Zelda, and one of the better latter day Ramones’ Songs.

In all fairness, Pet Sematary is one tough nut to crack. Content aside- some of King’s roughest, and most conceptually awful- while most of King’s books are largely internal, Pet Sematary is almost solely internal. It’s some of King’s best writing, some of it even crossing the line into poetical in a way that King rarely does (“…he grows what he can there and he tends to it.” Call me melodramatic but I’ve always thought this particular musing about the difference between the genders is more or less dead on.) The entirety of the book is told from within Louis Creed’s mind, and as that mind gradually becomes a more and more unpleasant place to be the horror grows almost unbearable.

Also problematic, while Sematary has some of King’s most upsetting imagery and concepts: dead children, undead children, matricide, patricide, cannibalism and the scene that made an entire generation terrified of multiple sclerosis. But what it lacks in the novel, the dread of these things is built off screen as much as on. In the negative space that film, or at least studio film really can’t do. So paradoxically, even though all of these horrible things are present, they’re all also oddly affectless. I mean it’s tough to make shots of toddlers being hit by Mac Trucks, and subsequently feasting on the throats of the elderly have close to zero impact, yet somehow this movie manages. Even the celebrated Zelda scenes seem more out of the blue then anything else, given that she wasn’t allowed the luxury of marinating in guilt and dread prior to her debut.

All of this still fails to capture just how wrong the movie goes. Just how little investment anyone behind or in front of the camera seems to have in the film (Dale Midkaff is particularly bad, the role calls for grief crazed, he barely reaches dumbfounded). How little care is taken in anything, except for occasionally stealing beats from An American Werewolf In London wholesale.

There are bad adaptations and then there’s butchery.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

31 Days Of Horror: Day 9: Cat's Eye




Cat’s Eyes opens pretty unpromisingy, with a five minute credit sequence/barrage of in jokes involving Christine and Cujo that screams “We are desperately trying to drag this piece of shit to feature length.”

This is when the mannequin in the window comes to life and begs the kitty to help her. If there is a more inexplicable opening to a horror movie I have not seen it.

Quitting smoking sucks on several different levels. And I mean that literally. After the week or so of shrieking raw pain from the withdrawal, you have the month or so long period where your synapses just… won’t… fucking… connect. So it kind of feels as though you’re slightly stoned all of the time but with none of the benefits. Afterwhich you get that awesome eunichy feel as you watch all the other happy people who still get to smoke.

Of course, the plus side of this, is that you get to not die of cancer (given of course that you’ve quit in time, never a sure thing). But at times that can seem like mighty cold comfort.

King’s short story Quitter’s Inc (In all of these King related horror posts I’m going to touch a bit on the books as well. Partially because I can. Partially because I’ve been reading Bill’s 31 Days Of Slash and I am very VERY jealous) captures all of this misery. Telling the story of an organization dedicated to helping people quit smoking in the most extreme way possible.

The trick of the story, like many of King’s stories is it takes this absurd, nearly Kafkaesque, situation and plays it absolutely straight.

“A first offense and Cindy would be brought to what Donatti called “The Rabbit Trick” A second offense and Morrison would get the dose. On a third offense, both of them would be brought in together. A fourth offense would show grave cooperation problems and would require sterner measures. An operative would be sent to Alvin’s school to work the boy over.

“Imagine,” Donatti said smiling, “How horrible it would be for the boy. He wouldn’t understand it even if someone explained. He’ll only know someone is hurting him because Daddy was bad. He’ll be very frightened.”

“Don’t misunderstand” Donatti said, “I’m sure it won’t happen forty percent of our clients never have to be disciplined at all. And only ten percent fall from grace. Surely those are reasonable figures?”


Unfortunately Quitter’s Inc. plays it broad. Very, very fucking broad.

Woods gives it all he’s got. And there’s a party scene which captures the way that smokers act as though you have personally told them to go fuck themselves when they learn you’re no longer part of their number (not that that shoe hasn’t been on the other foot).

But it also Alan King in a silver disco suit lip syncing to “Every Move You’ll Make.” For some reason. And that’s much more indicative of the tone the film takes.

The Ledge works a lot better, but only comparatively. Mostly because the is more suited to the broad tone that the movie is going for. It could pass as a lost segment from Creepshow. Or at least Creepshow 2.

The final segment features a troll dressed in a jester’s cap and bells who menaces Drew Barrymore for reasons best left to the imagination.

It climaxes with an exceedingly bored looking cat dueling said Trol- and Jesus does this movie suck.

It’s a shame because as proven King’s compact nasty short stories lend themselves to anthology films very well and I wish more films would attempt it. Instead we get this incoherent mish mash of wasted opportunity.

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Friday, October 8, 2010

31 Days Of Horror: Day 8: Christine

(This not only acts as my last entry in Radiator Heaven’s John Carpenter Week, but my first entry in what will become my Stephen King Week. I love King. I’ve read and damn near own, everything he’s ever written.

But Good Lord his books have turned into some truly fuck awful movies. And I’ll be wading right in. Classic and disaster alike.)




Though it doesn’t often get credited as such, Christine is one of Stephen King’s most complex novels.

Just hear me out here for a second.

Yes I know we’re talking about Christine, the one where the car kills people. But King has a whole hell of a lot up his sleeve. He makes the novel a microcosm of adolescent experience dividing the novel into “Teenage Car Songs” “Teenage Love Songs” and “Teenage Death Songs”. Capturing how the years of impotency and repressed rage can fester and then erupt into fury (wink wink) which presages with startling precision the proto Columbine mindset even moreso then Carrie and Rage.

And while there is plenty to like about it, Carpenter’s adaptation doesn’t quite capture it.

Christine is one of those textbook problematic book to film adaptations. It irons out all the subtext, speeds up the slow burn, telescopes the action so things no longer develop but just happen, and basically removes all the interesting wrinkles from the book for the sake of expediency.

Still let’s face it, most aren’t watching Christine for it’s nuanced take on the adolescent psyche. Most are watching Christine to see a possessed hunk of unholy metal mow down "shitters".

But even this is surprisingly underwhelming. Aside from the suitably OTT finale; which features a bulldozer duel, and a sequence in which the Car drives around while on fire (something impossible not to make look badass and metal as hell) most of the crash sequences are strangely underwhelming. For a movie that features cars running into things the stalk sequences are surprisingly “low impact” (sorry I was possessed by the ghost of Peter Travers). Most of the time, people run screaming from the car, the car corners them, and we cut away. Death Proof this is not.

The cast does a decent job, particularly Keith Gordon, who does his best with Artie, even if the screenplay basically has him turn from guy getting sand kicked in his face to swaggering hood more or less off screen.

Christine as a movie just isn’t as tight as the typical Carpenter fair. It’s filled with odd stylistic tics. Like the true crime style date subtitles that occasionally pop up, and narrative dead ends. Like Harry Dean Stanton’s perfunctory role, as a detective who shows up to harass Arnie in a few scenes, disappears, and then randomly appears in the last scene to solemnly inform our two leads that they are heroes, having never once appeared in the same scene with them prior to this event. One keeps waiting for one of heroes to turn to him and ask "And who the hell are you?" Obviously his role was cut down, and I’m never particularly sorry to see Harry Dean Stanton. But it's weird sloppy details like that which keep Christine lodged firmly in Carpenter’s second tier.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

31 Days Of Horror: Day 7: The Thing

(This is of course part of Radiator Heaven's Excellent John Carpenter Blogothon).




The Thing is one of those movies that’s so well made that its difficult to know just where to begin. Does one start by praising its expert command of tone and tension? The casual brilliance of its screenplay a master class in plot and character, aided by the likes of James Cromwell, Keith David, Wilford Brimley (insert Diabetes joke here) and of Course Kurt Russell, one of the best casts Carpenter has ever had to play with? The sheer brilliance of its mise en scene? The mind blowing designs courtesy of Rob Bottin? The palatableness of it’s dread before the monster reveals itself? The sheer relentlessness of the film afterwards?

Is it expectable to just write, “Everything about this movie is amazing.” And then just move on.

No. But it is mighty tempting.

Considering the film is beating every other Carpenter film at the poll right now two to one, I’m clearly not the only one who thinks this way. But just what is it about the film that gives it such an edge? I mean aside from all that stuff I just mentioned.

Personally, I admire it just for its economy. The script by Bill Lancaster (Of this and The Bad News Bears and that’s about it. Also Burt Lanchester's son. Kind of an achievement in and of itself) is a thing of beauty. Take the first scene we get with MacReady, drinking alone in his shed, playing chess against his computer badly, and in a fantastically daft moment of pique ends up dumping his whiskey bottle into the motherboard. Thus depriving himself of both his only sources of entertainment. Not only does this tell us everything we need to know about the character, while breaking out of the stereotypical “quite cool loner box” it both foreshadows and acts as a microcosm of the climax of the film. Not bad for what’s basically a throwaway gag.

But give Carpenter the credit for knowing how to mine that for all it’s worth. Take the opening scene, of the “dog” running from the Norwegian helicopter. Shot with such a desperation, such a complete sense of… well underdogness that I’ll bet money that no matter how many times you’ve seen this damn movie. No matter how completely you know what you know, you STILL end up rooting for that dog to get away. You just can’t help it.

No matter how justifiably praised Rob Bottin’s designs on the creature are I still don’t think you can quite over estimated just how unique they are. Probably the only creature design in the last thirty years not completely beholden to HR Giger’s work in Alien. There is such a malevolent logic to Bottin’s work, and such a life to its practical side, that when I say I consider it the apex of practical effects, I’m not exaggerating.

If I have one complaint about The Thing (and I suppose I must before I simply start hemorrhaging compliments) it’s that since watching it on the big screen it has never worked quite the same way on the small. Viewed on the proper screen with the proper audience the temperature in the theater just drops.

Still that’s hardly the film’s fault. I consider The Thing to be one of the best monster movies ever made. And I still think that underrates it.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

31 Days Of Horror: Day 3: They Live


This review is my first (but trust me not last) entry to JD's of Radiator Heaven's John Carpenter Blogothon. It's started off great and it's just going to get better.

They Live is not subtle. Neither is a Molotov cocktail through the window. But it’s mighty effective.

They Live is a satire that doesn’t want you to miss a single point it’s making. And that’s OK, as far as I’m concerned. I mean sure the coded messages Piper finds under the world's advertising, sending base messages of Obedience and consumption for consumptions sake, may be blunt. But can you say they're not true to life?

In the giddy world of making believe, the American economy is in a freefall, as the middle class is destroyed by corporate maneuvering; while the media is used to keep them pacified and powerful forces misdirect populist anger. I know it’s far fetched right?

Don’t worry though, it’s not David Koch, it’s a race of aliens, who are helping dismantle the government with the help of Earth’s parasitical elite. Phew.

You know I’m going to stop pointing to parallels now, before the aneurysm kicks in.

It’s all fairly in tune with what Carpenter’s always done. There’s a damn good thesis to be written about the use of the disenfranchised as a subject of horror. It focuses on another of Carpenter’s solidly blue collar action heroes. This time a hard working man out of work™. Whose living at a hobo camp when he notices a sharp increase in the rise of both Jack Booted Thuggery and strange Television commercials. Sensing a correlation between the two he sneaks into the basement of a local church where he finds…

C’mon seriously. Do I really need to tell you? More so then any of his films aside from Halloween, They Live has crossed over. It’s one of those movies everyone knows, even those who haven’t seen it. And while that isn’t solely because of the film alone (Shepard Fairey owes John Carpenter a fucking Coke that’s all I’m saying) that doesn’t change the fact that They Live is a film that relentlessly, primally works.

Into the chaos strides Rowdy Roddy Piper, AKA “I’m not Kurt Russell, though clearly I was intended to be.” Piper actually does turn in a pretty solid performance. He delivers the immortal “Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum” line with conviction and certainly knows how to deliver a pile driver. He’s just not Kurt Russell. Still he is partnered with Keith David, who can generate enough charisma for ten men.

Carpenter would never get away with making They Live, the way it is now. And I’m not even talking about the subversive content. It keeps it’s hero in the dark for over a half an hour, more then a third of its runtime. No way any film today would be allowed to bury their hook so deep. Especially not one so insanely catchy as the one that power’s They Live.

The film does have it’s flaws, it carries the pacing goes slack at times, with a distinct whiff of filler, even in the famous “Put the glasses on!” scene, glorious expenditure of testosterone that it is. And though I can’t call something a flaw that I love so dearly, it has always struck me as odd that Carpenter seemed to consciously try to end They Live on the least classy note possible. The last shot of They Live is like one of those crazy ideas you would always hear Sam Fuller wistfully talk about that a horrified studio would never let him make (look up his plans for the opening of Underwold USA sometime). It gets the idea across in the most horrifically direct way possible.

And it’s that sheer heat of the movie carries it through. Sure we come for the kicking ass and the chewing bubblegum, Roddy Rowdy Piper laying some Space Skeleton’s low. But it’s impossible to watch a scene like the one set in the stockholder’s meeting, in which a smiling upper class blithely sells out the future of their species for their own personal gain, without tapping into the well of populist anger that flows through the film at all times. And makes it impossible to forget once seen.

Friday, September 10, 2010

The Dead Zone


(Tony Danoub, over at Cinema Viewfinder has been hosting a David Cronenberg based Blogothon which is just about the pinnacle of the format. I submitted a piece on The Dead Zone, and was honored to be asked to be a part of it. Go there if you want some fine criticism.)


Conventional wisdom says that the pairing of David Cronenberg and Stephen King was an odd one. Never mind the fact that the two have never shown each other anything but mutual respect. People can’t seem to wrap their heads around it. After all in one corner there’s ole Uncle Stevie, this generation’s Rod Serling: slaughtering a massive forest every year to peddle his mainstream morality plays masked as horror yarns to an undemanding public; delivering a gentle “boo” with a chuckle. And on the other hand there’s Dave Depraved himself: a man whose mind seems to work like an anthropologist from the future; a man given to dropping phrases like, “the genetic imperative to protect one’s offspring is strong” in interviews in order to explain parental love; a man if whom he ever had a sentimental bone in his body dug it out with a scalpel and sautéed and ate it long ago, but not after first examining it under a microscope; a man whose films thrive on the transgressive. How could the combination of those two ever work? Most critics when writing about The Dead Zone dismiss it, like the work of a major league baseball player making a charity visit to the farm leagues.

As with much conventional wisdom, this is all ultimately bullshit.


But why? It's not as if King films don’t depend on the chemistry with the director. It's no accident that his best adaptations are, for the most part, delivered by capable journeymen like Rob Reiner and Frank Darabont, directors as skilled at handling big emotions as they are big set pieces. The closest precedent for a director of Cronenberg’s clinical temperament would be Stanley Kubrick’s take on The Shining, a movie which despite its sterling reputation I find almost completely uninvolving, a profoundly miscalculated adaptation on a very basic level. What chance could Cronenberg have?

First off, unlike Kubrick, there’s not as much difference between the two artists as one might think. King’s writing does have certain flaws, but a tendency to play it safe is not one of them. I’ve always believed that King’s crossover success can be better connected to his uncanny ability to write how people think (he is the master of the interior monologue) as opposed to any promise of safety. Far from being the sentimentalist he’s derided as, if King has proven one thing over and over again it is that he absolutely will go there. He will roast children alive. He’ll leave his heroes broken. He’ll tap dance on the grave of the world. A happy ending is not a right with King.

But beyond their similarities in style, the fact is that King and Cronenberg walk the same beat. Roughly speaking, King’s horror comes from three areas of unease (as he calls sources of horror in Danse Macabre): the corruption of the mind (The Shining, Carrie, Cell, The Dark Half); the corruption of the body (Salem’s Lot, Misery); and the corruption of the soul (Pet Sematary, Desperation, Needful Things). These are the exact three areas from which Cronenberg draws his sources of horror from (though the stringently Darwinist Cronenberg would probably prefer replacing the term "soul" with "mind").

He is most famous for the corruption of the body, certainly inventing and more or less dominating the genre of body horror despite not making a movie that could be termed such for over a decade. And it is of little wonder. No one who has ever seen “The Museum of Brundlefly,” or the birthing of the children of rage, or whatever it is that happens to James Woods in Videodrome has ever forgotten the images. But the more I think about it, the more I confess that I believe the body horror in Cronenberg to be an elaborate feint, a window dressing for his real obsession, that of the corruption of the mind.

I’ll admit I didn’t start thinking that way until I began writing this very piece and tried to pinpoint exactly were Cronenberg’s shift from the horror of the body to the horror of the mind began. His last two films dealt with two personalities housed in a single mind. But surely it began with Spider. His portrait of madness that concerned itself solely with the disintegration of a single mind. But wait, before that was eXistenZ and for all the teeth guns wasn’t that primarily about the power of the mind over the flesh, the power of the mind to imprison the body in layers upon layers of intractable information? Crash and M. Butterfly are so obviously concerned with mental aberration it hardly even seems worth mentioning. Naked Lunch is life through the filter of Burroughs, which has to be damn close to a dictionary definition of mental mutation. Dead Ringers is in a way the reverse of his later films, a single personality in two physical bodies. The Fly draws as much horror from Brundle’s mental deterioration as from his physical deterioration, as does Videodrome. Scanners is about physical aberration brought on by mental aberration, as is The Brood. Rabid focuses on Marilyn Chambers' Brundlefly-like deterioration, and They Came From Within is, as King himself quipped, “as much about Erica Jong’s ‘zipless fuck’ as it is about how you’d like to have a leech affix itself to your face.” There’s literally not a case where Cronenberg’s terror of the body takes precedent over his terror of the mind.

The Dead Zone is King’s synthesis of these areas of unease. It gapes in horror at both the untold depths of the mind, and the havoc they can wreck on the physical body. Far from being the unlikely fit that it first appeared as, it becomes impossible to see how The Dead Zone wouldn’t be fertile ground for Cronenberg.

The Dead Zone follows Johnny Smith, a high school teacher who awakens from a coma to find he now has psychic powers. After several misadventures (and it is to Cronenberg’s credit that the film never feels episodic even though it intrinsically is), he comes across the man who seems destined to start World War III.

Smith is played by Christopher Walken. It takes awhile to readjust our expectations of Walken back to versatile character actor, rather then entertaining caricature. Particularly as we’re first introduced to him reading "The Raven" in the same deadpan sing song cadence with which he so memorably immortalized Goodnight Moon on The Simpsons and the lyrics to "Poker Face" on German TV. But readjust we do, because Walken makes Smith a character of such apparent decency, though his weird charisma and pools of rage keep him from being the upright mannequin he easily could have been in the hands of a less idiosyncratic actor. Decency is a characteristic Walken is not often called on to display (a notable exception being Catch Me If You Can... perhaps not coincidently one of the few times in the past decade he’s played a recognizable human being), but he does so admirably.

The film does have some flaws, but they are the usual flaws of adaptation. Cronenberg cuts the book’s prologue and initial psychic incident, making the reveal of Smith’s talent considerably more abrupt. This is more problematic for the Stillson portions of the film, as it means the main antagonist doesn’t appear until a full two-thirds into the movie. Instead of hanging over the proceedings as a portent of doom for its entirety, Stillson shows up, announces, “Whelp, I’m crazy, and here to set the third act in motion.” It’s a shame because Sheen nails the character, giving the character a neocon swagger twenty years ahead of schedule; a shame because in the era of Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin, Stillson seems down right appealing. I mean sure, he wants to start a nuclear holocaust and uses a child as a human shield. But he can form a sentence that isn’t a hate crime against syntax, and that has got to count for something.

The action seems a bit telescoped, with every psychic event occurring right after the other, allowing none of the dread of waiting for the other shoe to drop that King builds into his novel. This is not entirely the film's fault as long scenes of existential dread do not fit readily into mainstream horror films, particularly those produced by Dino DeLaurentis. That said, the scenes themselves are so good that it becomes easy to get lost in them, no matter their arrangement. From the opening shot, The Dead Zone is a movie entirely in control of its tone. It’s interesting to note how clearly the opening scenes would echo A History Of Violence, images of American wholesomeness undercut by Howard Shore’s eerie score, the Cronenbergian void literally cutting transgression out of the peaceful landscape in what has to be one of the creepiest opening credits of all time. The trances are shot in the most straightforward way imaginable for psychic trances. Cronenberg treats them like reality, so they become reality, which isn’t to say that Cronenberg’s talent for arresting imagery goes unused. I for one haven’t been able to shake the scene of the boiling fishbowl erupting since seeing it.


The murder in the gazebo shows Cronenberg working in a key I’ve never seen him shoot in before and is, for my money, one of the most underrated suspense scenes of all time.


So much open space, so much light, we can see so far. Surely someone must see them. Surely someone must stop them. And in a cruel bit of trickery, we know the answer already.


There’s Dodd, now dressed almost exactly as Walken simultaneously foreshadowing and perverting Walken’s act of sacrifice.




The Dead Zone is as meticulous a film as Cronenberg has ever made. But unlike The Shining, where the meticulous itself was the end game, The Dead Zone serves the story it tells. The two artists who told it do not clash but synthesize, an action most familiar to viewers of Cronenberg.

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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The 25: Part 15: Evil Dead II

(The twenty five is an examination of the twenty five films that made me a cinephile. These aren’t necessarily what I consider best movies, nor are they necessarily my favorite. Though in some cases they are both. Instead these are the films that made the biggest most indenialable impression on me. Films that if they hadn’t hit a certain way at a certain time I would not be the same film goer that I am today. They’re the twenty five.)




A couple of days ago, I posted this picture and said it was my ideal of cinematic bliss:



That was no exaggeration.

Nor is it an exaggeration to say that out of all the movies I’ve covered in the 25 and all the movies I will cover, none have been more significant to the development as a film goer and fuck it, the development of my life as Evil Dead 2.

Once again I have to stress. I’m not joking. You can draw a clear line between my life before I saw Evil Dead 2 and after it.

I was just starting to get interested into what I guess you’d call cult cinema, whetted by early forays into stuff like the Hong Kong cinema so popular at the time, and subculturally popular films like The Crow. Evil Dead II was a whole different beast though. I sat down with the battered VHS to watch a movie; and instead Sam Raimi and his merry band of Pranksters shot me in the face with one.

There's a beautiful moment in Scott Pilgrim, of Knives watching Sex Bob-omb practicing. Wright keeps it as simple as possible, a slow dolly in as the realization dawns on Knives face that there is an entire world she knew nothing about, and she wants in in the worst way.

Once again, this movie.

So what is it then about this movie? What about this maniacal mashup of Three Stooges, looney tunes, gore bomb, and demonic mayhem unlocked something so massive in me in me?

It wasn’t just the way that the movie moved at approximately the pace of a pixie on speed. It wasn’t just the insane style, the careening camera and canted haunted house angles that looked like nothing I had remotely seen before. It wasn’t just the fact that the movie had me convinced that literally anything could happen at anytime and the world was governed by rules the likes of which were more usually found in black and white cartoons from the thirties (the mounted deer head suddenly finding Ash’s predicament too fucking hilarious to contain itself, is still for my money one of the greatest “What... the... fuck is going on.” moments in film. Topped only by the hand duel and the climax's fantastic fake out).



Part of it the way that Evil Dead II seems to literally have creativity to burn. There are moments film fans use to talk to eachother like hobo signs left carved into door posts. Moments so beautifully themselves that no true film fan can forget them. Evil Dead II is made up of nothing but those moments.

It’s the living embodiment of Second Cities’ motto “Something Wonderful All The Time.” Ash possessed by the invisible force is immediately surplanted by the ghoulish ballet his girlfriend's torso and severed head perform. Which is surpassed in shock by her rotted corpse bursting through the door wielding a chainsaw, which is followed by Ash's reflection grabbing him and asking him if things are really “fine”. This is before Ash’s hand attacks him, and the entire houses gets a case of the giggles.

And that’s when things are still a one man show. Though that one man, is of course Bruce Campbell, who hits his role with the famous dedication that made him worth a dozen men and chins.

But at the end of the day, even the fact that it was one of the most inventive, twisted, creative, FUN movies I had ever seen, wasn’t what impressed me about Evil Dead II.

What was so special about Evil Dead II was not just that someone had made it, but a specific someone had made it. This clearly wasn’t the work of the factory line studio that my mind at the time could only fuzzily grasp. This was the work of individuals working outside of that system. Individuals for whom all I knew could be somewhat like me. You could see the finger prints, sometimes literally on the film’s lovingly crafted stop motion. I didn’t really know who Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Robert Tapert and his crew were… yet. That would change as soon as the film ended, aided by the invaluable Evil Dead Companion. I just knew I wanted to be like them more then anything.

Because it’s not just that Evil Dead II made me want to make movies. But Evil Dead II made me realize that I could make movies. The cinema would be a part of my life, not just as an inactive side to it, but a central part. Making it, talking about it, showing it*. Anyway I could. By any means necessary.

No greater gift.



*(Ironically the film became one of my first experiences as a programmer as I took my VHS tape from class to class every Halloween in High School and conned a surprising amount of teachers into letting me show the hand or Henrietta sequence in honor of the holiday)

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Alligator


Alligator is often cited as one of the last great exploitation films. Coming late in the cycle, it covers about all the basic tenets of the genre. Huge lapses of bad taste, gore, a fading star in the lead role, and an over qualified professional behind the scenes (In this case John Sayles).

Alligator is of course about an Alligator (Ramon to you). This particular reptile has the misfortune to be flushed down to the sewers of Los Angeles (Doubling for Chicago). There in, thanks to a hormone experiment (Radioactivity was so passé by that point. And Genetic Engineering had yet to rear its head) done by mad scientists who for some reason flush their results down into the sewer system, grows and grows. This produces a forty foot long alligator. Who after munching on utility workers, corrupt pet store owners (really), and young rookie cops on their “first week of the job.” The Alligator gets ambitious, and bursts to the surface, eating as many Angelinos as he can get his jaws on.

The Alligator himself is impressive, in the way all cheap animatronics look impressive in the CGI era. He might not look “real” but damn’d if they didn’t get it to look like a forty foot alligator wasn’t booking down Van Nuys Boulevard.

Robert Forester, plays the Alligator’s human counterpart. A hard bitten, balding cop whom the movie delights of stripping of his dignity, while forcing him to keep a straight face. Forester as always is a likable, easy going presence. He’s backed by an eccentric supporting cast, including “Frank Pentangilla as Forester’s commanding officer, and Henry Silva, doing a wicked parody of Quint from Jaws. In a performance described by one critic “As if they replaced Robert Shaw In Jaws with The Shark.”

The movie also gains frisson from the gleeful willingness with which it crosses all the lines it can reach. I mean where to start? The opening scene in which a preteen girl gets an up close and personal view of an Alligator munching on an unfortunate carny? Or the later scene in which a seven year old tot is forced to “walk the plank” into the waiting hungry maw of the titular giant beastie?

Just to give you a quick (and Spoileriffic) example of how Alligator is a smarter film then it has to be. There comes a scene where The Alligator, sociable fellow that he is, stops by a soiree of the uptown swells. This is exploitation cinema, the cinema of the proletariat’s desires. We all know how this goes, time to kick back and watch the Alligator dine on some bigwigs.

Except its not. Never fear, the alligator does eventually get to dine on the rich and famous. The first part of its attack is spent dining on the maids, waiters, gardeners, and other assorted poor son of a bitches who just happen to be there. Its one thing for a giant mutant Alligator to munch on someone at a garden party. Its quite another for him to munch someone whose being paid below minimum wage to be there. There in my friends lie the horror.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Used Cars


(Used Cars has some pretty amazing gags that depend on what you don’t know. I urge if you haven’t seen it to hold off on this review)

They don’t make movies like Used Cars anymore. Oh sure, comedies will play dark now and again, but it takes a special kind of movie to play dark enough to kill off its “cuddly old mentor character” in the opening reel. It takes a specialer kind of movie to use the increasingly grisly fates that befall his corpse as a running gag.

Used Cars follows Kurt Russell as the amoral head salesman of a broken down lot, whose trying to raise the fifty thousand dollars he needs to buy himself a seat in the state senate. Things escalate rapidly when the brother of the owner of Russell’s lot, murder’s his brother in an attempt to gain the extra lot. Russell having promised never to let the old man’s lot fall into his mercenary brother’s hands, starts an all out war. The result is a comedy that’s absolutely relentless.

Zemekis combines the character based comedy and relentless pace of The Looney Tunes with the “cram a gag in every corner of the frame aesthetic of Mad Magazine in its prime. And in the meantime manages to fit in one of the greatest mass car chases inbetween The Road Warrior and Gumball Alley. It’s a strident uber confident style of comedy, that is just unbearably fucking funny, and just kind of have to speak for itself. All I can say is out of context the following scene is pretty great. In context it’s nigh unbearably hilarious.



Kurt Russell anchors the film. Used Cars is a thoroughly cynical film. Its unthinkable that a movie like this would get made today without a scene to reaffirm that Russell is basically a decent softy underneath all the bluster. But Used Cars is too brave for such platitudes. Russell is an asshole at the beginning of the film, and he’s an asshole at film’s end. He struts through the movie like an amoral Bugs Bunny, with so much charisma to burn that we can’t help but like him, despite the reprehensible things he does. He’s just so good at blowing up the Elmer Fudd’s the film lines up for him.

To draw those two comparisons, you’d have to guess that Used Cars is a movie with some serious verve. Robert Zemekis it goes without saying, has become THE head cheerleader for Motion Capture Technology. It’s kind of a shame. To a certain extent this doesn’t come as a surprise. The best of Zemekis’s scripts have this kind of precision, that could only come from a dedicated control freak (Back To The Future is a fucking Swiss watch). And well before his obsession with Mo Cap, his tech head tendencies were in full flower (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Forrest Gump, What Lies Beneath). The Mo Cap technique springs from a tendency to control every aspect of the frame, in a way that neither animation, nor live action will allow. It’s just too bad that a filmmaker who could make a film this loose, this wonderfully spontaneous and mad could fall to such a model maker’s impulse.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Five Reasons Why Friday The 13th Part 2 Is Awesome


Last night after a bitch of a day at work and with cold beer in hand and pizza rapidly cooling, I went through my usual “How can I own so many movies and have absolutely no desire to watch any of them?” battle. Before settling on Friday The 13th Part 2. One of the funnest easiest to watch movies the slasher genre has to offer.

I’d even go so far as to say to the less horror incline of my readers, if you’re to watch only one slasher film on your brief existence in this mortal coil, make it this one.

The reason is simple, within its compact frame (under eighty minutes if you don’t count the ten minute recap that pads- er starts it) contains everything fun (Boobs, Gore, Bad Behavior) that the genre has to offer and a good deal of stuff that kicks it up a notch. Here are the five reasons that Friday The 13th Part 2 non ironically rocks my world, and places it well above the standard fair, making it the type of film that rewards plumbing the most dubious genres.

1) The Opening: Its now standard operating procedure that if someone survives a horror movie they will die in the sequel. But Friday The 13th was written before the rulebook started (and slashers if nothing else follow the rules of their form in a a way that makes Kabuki look improvisational). And its delivered with a vicousness that still shocks.

Part of it is just how hard won Alice’s survival in the first film was. Something we’ve just been reminded of after the recap. Part of it is they made the effort to get Alice Hardy back for the brief part. But most of it is the unmitaged nastiness of her death, an ugly ice pick to the head. Especially shocking coming after that most innocuous of scares “The Cat Jump. After all she’s been through its just plain not fair. Look for Alice to go along with Shelia next time Arbogast does “The One You Would Have Saved”



2) The Final Girl: Amy Steel is a charmer, and one of the few actresses I’ve was genuinely surprised never really made it out of the slasher ghetto. Brash, independent, tough, charismatic, and unashamedly sexual and adult in a way most demure final girls aren’t supposed to be.

This is a woman so cool she scared the shit out of Jason. Coming as close to killing him as anyone has. The bit where she surprises him with a Chainsaw, set up with the meticulousness of Chekov's gun, is kind of beautiful. Its worth noting that even though he's come back many times, Jason has never had the balls to tangle with Amy Steel again. I’d watch her even if she wasn’t in a duel with a back woods mongoloid. Inspeaking of which…



3) Bag Head Jason: With the creepy canvas sack. Mad staring eye. And odd little action (I love him taking a teapot off the stove after dispatching his victim). This is probably the only time that Jason has actually been frightening. When he received his hockey mask Jason became an icon. By definition things that are Icons are familiar and that which is familiar is once again by definition not scary.

4) Steve Miner: Unlike the first Friday which was directed by Sean Cunningham, a man whose sense of pace and mise en scene can charitably described as “clumsy”. Steven Miner is a decent director, He keeps the film at a strong pace, uses creative framing (He creeps his frames nice and open leaving Jason room to appear anywhere rather then the usual, keep the frame tight and cropped so when he comes in from the side its a surprise), creates a good atmosphere, has a rapport with the actors. He’s even able to stage a decent sight gag.

Its no accident that Miner has directed some of the most beloved slashers of all time (and also that movie where C. Thomas Howell drinks a potion that makes him black and Big Bully err….) He stages the kills in a way that makes them more then gratuitous gore shots, and the stalking scenes actually suspenseful.

5) Wheelchair Death: I’ve watched a lot of horror films. And I’ve watched a lot of exploitation films. And this is still one of the most sublimely tasteless things I’ve ever seen.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Street Of No Return



As is a matter of record, I love Sam Fuller.

Fuller is one of those directors who is completely and utterly themselves. No matter how many bits and pieces of his aethestic end up in the films of Tarantino and Scorsese, Fuller shall always remain Fuller. Never to be imitated. I mean how the hell could you? No one could ever duplicate his particular alchemy of life experience, pulp training, and yellow journalism.

Street Of No Return is his final film (Fuller did direct a TV movie and a TV episode based on Patricia Highsmith after this, but this was his last feature). And like all last films it carries with it a certain weight of expectation. A directors last film (especially when they know it will be their last film) doesn’t merely need to work on its own, but instead must act as a capstone to their entire body of work.

Street of No Return accomplishes this. Showcasing what a truly weird director Sam Fuller could be. Something that often gets overshadowed by his tough guy sensibilities, but it was always an integral part of Fuller's identity (Google his original plan for the opening of Underworld USA sometime). Take the scene in which the two main character’s tender post coital bliss is intercut with the heroine riding a white horse in the alley sans explanation and clothing, save a thong.

Opening with the image of a black man getting hit in the face with a hammer, and getting markedly less subtle from there, Stree Of No Return tells the daringly non linear story of a pop star played by one of the lesser Carradines, who goes for revenge after his girl is killed (?) and his throat slashed. And also stops a race riot (?)

As you might be able to tell if there’s one thing that Street Of No Return doesn’t have, is Fuller’s usual narrative drive. Fuller’s films are usually utterly relentless affairs. It’s a rare film of his that clocks in at over an hour and a half. Street Of No Return is more of a member of the bunch of stuff that happens school of narrative. Suggesting perhaps that Fuller was spending a little too much time listening to his admirers in France. First Carradine is a pop singer. Then he and his girl are being punished for crossing a mobster. Then he’s accused of killing a cop, then he homeless and looking disconcertingly likea drunken Christopher Lambert. And then there’s twenty minutes left so fuck I guess he better go out and get revenge. And hell you might as well have him stop a cadre of Black Militants while your at it.

Its worth mentioning that the one and only Mutherfucking Bill Duke (Official name) is amazing in this. And in his best scene gets to give a speech to a row of prisoners that would make R. Lee Emery blush.

Fuller’s images retain their potent sensuality. And they’re the film’s saving grace. There’s not a shot in the piece not cloaked in sweat, shadow, or violence. Its an overwhelming technique (why oh why did Fuller never direct a Tennessee William’s play?)

Like this review, Street Of No Return is a jumbled mishmash. But it is a completely exhilarating affair. A film that grabs you by the balls (when its not shooting them off) and refuses to let go. It may not be anything more then a master having fun. But damn it sometimes that’s enough.

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Unseen #26: Prince Of Darkness

Yes its time yet again for yet another installment of Thing's That Don't Suck's most neglected column, THE UNSEEN (Lightening crash)




(The Poster Is Awesome The Movie Not So Much)


Why’d I Buy It?: John Carpenter. Hollywood Video closing. The Math isn’t hard.

Why Haven’t I Watched It?: The film has the reputation of being John Carpenter’s first major misfire. The first downhill coast on the long sad slope that led to Ghosts On Mars. Sure it has its passionate defenders, but so does In The Mouth Of Madness. A movie which a few effective moments aside is dreadful. I wasn’t looking forward to it.

How Was It?: Not as bad as it could have been and not as good as it should be. While this is certainly more of a film by the John Carpenter who made the films I love, like The Thing (Intruders hiding in the skin of friends), Assault On Precient 13 (Urban Paranoia) and especially They Live (Stylistically, philosophically, and iconagrophy) its still Carpenter’s first slip up. The fact that he was eventually able to get close enough to the finish line for a conditional field goal, does not change the fact that he fumbled the ball quite badly.

The problem of Prince Of Darkness is that it never capitalizes on its potential. As Roger Ebert pointed out in his review, you can’t make a movie that purports to be about the metaphysical nature of evil and then have most of its runtime feature people in pancake makeup hitting each other with planks. It’s not bad but its sadly the first time that Carpenter’s reach exceeded his grasp. The first time the potential outclasses the execution.

The film follows a group of grad students who are charged with monitering a force in an abandoned church, that seems to be the physical manifestaion of evil, and identifies itself as Satan himself. Its an intriguing concept with all sorts of juicy conflicts between religion and reason, faith and skeptisism, homeless people made of bugs and helpless coeds. With enough high falutin talk about Quantum Physics for a new What The Bleep Do We Know? But its all kind of terribly inert.

This is one of those movies that’s just not well thought through. Take Donald Pleasance’s character, as the priest who is confronted with the fact that everything he believes in is a lie. Lest you think that my religion is getting in the way, I’m not offended by the concepts but by the lazy writing. When Pleasance is forced to face this (after giving impassioned speeches about the limits of reason for most of the move) does he struggle? No. He hears a speech that’s half baked by Dan Brown standards, and gives a philosophical seemingly drunken monolouge that can basically be summed up as “Whelp I’ve devoted my life to a lie. Whoopsie Daisy!!! Wackedy Smackedy DooooooOooo!” And has about the same amount of depth.

There is some things to recommend about Prince Of Darkness. Carpenter has some effecting imagery. Using some simple tricks to show the laws of physics being blasely defied. He also uses a crowd of street people who are being effected by the evil to great effect. Never quite tipping his hands to when they go from “normal” to possessed. There is a great paper to be written about John Carpenter’s use of the disenfranchised as figures of horror. Time and time again he returns to that theme and image, Escape From New York, Assault On Precient 13, and They Live, and he never makes it anything less then some truly creepy and thought provoking stuff. Disturbing on more then one level.

The actors are also thoroughly invested, including Dennis Dunn and Victor Wong returning from Big Trouble In Little China, Donald Pleasance who always does strong work with Carpenter even when the script lets him down here. And a guy who looks disconcertingly like Tom Atkins. And even though the film does not quite achieve its ambitions one cannot fault the film for having them.

Still this film arouses nothing so much as the fervent desire that it was better.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Dragon's Forever



While Jackie Chan continues his long slow slide from the man who made The Legend Of Drunken Master and Police Story to the man who made Rush Hour 3, The Spy Next Door and The Karate Kid (BUT HE’S PRACTICING KUNG FU!!!!) its nice once to revisit his older films and remember that there was once a time when a new Jackie Chan movie was a very good thing.

Dragon’s Forever is a show case for Chan at his best, acting as a perfect display for his brand of unfakeable athleticism that never fails to get the jaw dropping. While in some of the lesser Chan film’s, his broad sense of humor can undercut the intensity of his stunts and performances, Dragon’s Forever finds the perfect balance of intensity and levity. The role, though still firmly a good guy, is a bit less noble then the average Jackie Chan character and aside from a few scenes with Hung, never turns into a clown the way Chan is want to do. He’s a full fledged badass in this, and it’s a role that’s satisfying to watch him play.

Directed by veteran Sammo Hung, whose skills in front of the camera (He plays a role here as the “fatty” comic relief) are of much use to him behind it. Hung simply put knows how to shoot action, because he knows how the mechanics of an action scene work inside and out. He puts together some stunning sequences for Dragon’s Forever. Simply some of the best displays Chan ever had for his artistry. Including a climactic fight scene that goes on for nearly half an hour, and features stunts off handedly performed that would serve as the centerpiece of lesser action movies. It rivals even the legendary battle that capped Drunk Master II, for sheer “I can’t believe the human body is capable of such abuse” disbelief.

The film’s story is perfunctory even by Kung Fu standards, involving a battle between a fish farm and a textile mill that’s really a front for a narcotic smuggling triad. There’s a lot of “wacky” highjinks and romantic interludes, where the apathy is almost audible. But there’s also a refreshing lack of homogenization. Say what you will about Dragon’s Forever, and a lot can be said about a film in which Jackie Chan “meets cute” with a girl while defending her rapist in court (This is what I believe is referred to as “Not Cool”).

but it’s a film that a startling specific product of its time and place. Even its tastelessness is appealing because something that can’t be replicated in our increasingly globablized world. Nowadays a Hong Kong Filmmaker would know that there is no way that would play in the American market.

Now yes on the simple level treating rape as somewhat more serious then jay walking, this is perhaps not such a bad thing. But its this same mode of thinking which turns someone who once tore through the cinema, with a grace and joy that seemed nearly supernatural, into a blandly wholesome family entertainer.